Life in Groningen

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

SUGARINDUCEDCOKEFUSION!

Nuts? Who? Me? Naaaaah!

I just saw the news today. A woman in Iran was sentenced to rape (yes involuntary sex) by a local judge. Apparently (sweet word it is) she had done something wrong. But what?

The thing was her little BROTHER had a relationship with a girl from another tribe. Which brought a shame upon the family.......... OH NOES! the shame!
pff wankers. Okay Bush, if you wanna invade a country try this one!

Resistence is futile any way in fifty years they'll be like the western world:
they'll all be drinking coke, having sex with everyone, telling those damn Africans to stop fighting over the neatly layed out borders, cause they're strait lines they are^^, and we're proud of it that we made such beautiful strait lines back in the days and crying "Yay in fifty years we'll have operational Nuclear Fusion" for the next hundred years!

And if that makes sence to you, you need help, cause you have issues, you, you, you PERSON!

Yes, you guessed it I'm not too sharp today. The stress has taken us all, the testweek is over, we got all our practicals in (more or less) and I still have to do shit tomorrow.

As said before: I'm of to Rome on Friday WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!

and another thing: WE PWNSR THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM!
I got 8.3 out of ten on a Dutch test WITHOUT DOING A THING!
We had a physics test today and one guy had all the answers in his formula book.....
And I got an 8 out of 10 on my literature.... it was 3 books and a historical text, I read 2,5 books......

greetz,
Erwin of his knocker

PS: I'll try to find a decent webcafé in Rome though, so I can be a plague to you even when I'm not there^^

AYAYAYAYAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8 Comments:

At 9:58 PM, Anonymous Arjan said...

sentencing girls to rape eh...
That's just sick. Probably some old judge who made up this punishment because his wife looks like a shrunk potato.

GJ on the Dutch tests! Go spam us when you're in Rome! How late will you depart ?

 
At 10:52 PM, Blogger E-bean said...

5 uur gaan we weg!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


khad op nl een 6.9 ^^ en op letterkunde een 7.0 waardoor ik nu
een 7.4 sta -_-
flauw -__-

 
At 8:01 AM, Anonymous Arjan said...

Om mn Engels ff bij te schaven...

'how late' is natuurlijk wel errug fout. At what time dus :D

5uur dus. Misschien dat k Erwin nog wel ff kick voor ie vertrekt ^^

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous erwin said...

fuck noo!
Ill kick back!

btw van heleen moet ik weer in t Nederlands. En tja, dan moet het toch maar. Dus vanaf de volgende keer ook weer NL's.

greetz
meh!

 
At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Arjan said...

Dear Heleen,

Start learning some English ^^
greetings,
Arjan

translation:
Beste Heleen,

Ga Engels leren ^^
groetn,
Arjan

njaa...2talig bloggen ken ook.

 
At 3:37 PM, Blogger E-bean said...

DE heleen ? (A)

 
At 4:27 PM, Anonymous erwin said...

lees 29/6 maar. ik hoef dus niet meer in NL's ^^

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger E-bean said...

Balen ^^

 

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