Life in Groningen

Saturday, March 04, 2006

comic interlude?

Well those were an interesting two... no, wait, three days.
Thursday night was....... astonishingly..... wobly. I never got THAT drunk of just beer in my LIFE! Good thing there wasn't much traffic at 4 in the morning.

Friday I decided that A: I'm gonna study Physics at the University of Groningen next year and B: economic studies are for lame ass, knowledgeless, moneyhungry, sexless pricks. Somewhat like Donald Trump I guess.

Friday night I went to a party of a teammate..... something I do not want to remember all to long. Something along the lines of: NEVER EVER bring left-over booze from an old party to a party hosted by people of strong religion. You'll be accused of being born with the devil. anyway I decided last night in the pub (where we went after the mental rant of my mates mum) that I wasn't going to be a bitch about it. I can understand his mum's POV and respect it at that, but I will never change my ways towards....... our dear friend Dionysos.

Next stop was Enschede for my sis' B-day party. We had fun, food and.... fun. Though I did miss a match..... they.... we actually won 3-1..... probably cause I wasn't there ;)

I am now in various states of fatigueness and my liver has probably taken on every color in the visual spectrum of man within the last 12 hours and it still has more than enough alcohol to process to get a 15 year old German farmhand to act like a dog and chase his tail.

I am now off to bed....... after watching two more B5 episodes and receiving a verbal battering by ye old folks on "(...)enough sleep for you still are an adolescent(...)"

I leave you with a list of thinks to replace a mop:
Who needs a mop when you have...
...a cat
...irregular mussle spasms
... .... ehm, ah think of something yourself!




At 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well we thought up some alternative porn movie titles like Gaywars: attack of the cunt ...and revenge of the clit.
those should be fairly interesting :P

and some others..
Next to that we wrote all over the walls of the toiletroom.

Didn't get to wasted. On the safe side of 5 or 6 beers.
Gonna stay another day. Taking the train to Groningen tomorrow.

At 3:24 PM, Blogger Maarten said...

Aw man! You darned universiteitbezoekers! Maar ik ben al ingeschreven voor Geneeskunde enzo, dus het boeit ook niet meer waar ik heenga. Al moet ik nog wel loten, maar anders doe ik wel een soort-van-Geneeskunde studie :P

En blijf ook eens van die drank af ;)

At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, maar wel in grunn kerel?

At 9:33 PM, Blogger E-bean said...

Maarten serieus, ik wist ook al langer dat ik bewegingswetenschappen ging doen.. maar dan moet je die open dagen nog wel bezoeken.. think of the party!!

En mischien ist voor jou handig om ook ergens anders te kijken om iets op te zoeken wat je een btje intereseert, een jaar iets doen wat je totaal niet boeit is ook suf... ( in het geval dat je niet wordt gekozen ^^ )

en Beens, strenggelovigen zijn de ergste soort mensen die er zijn.. serieus waar, kga t hier niet onderbouwen :P maar het is zo ^^

lijkt erop dat je een paar leuke dagen hebt gehad, whoohoo!!

At 5:04 PM, Blogger Erwin said...

dude tel me about it..... I dated someone from Onstwedde :D:D
No badness intended to the girl self though

At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just tell them that life's a bitch and then you die.

And because life's already a bitch..they should stop bitching about it..or something.

plum thingies: rat (yeah I know lame)
vacuum cleaner
chest hair
a poodle

At 4:23 PM, Blogger E-bean said...

these people think that you will rott in hell.. and that they will go to heaven..but they are the most 'scheinheilige' mensen on this freaking planet!!


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