Life in Groningen

Friday, December 30, 2005

Counting down... and stufff

So the new year is coming up. Which means wishing people a HNY etc etc.

Well in case I don't get to talk to you folks before that: Happy New Year.

What am i going to do upcoming year? Well trying to finish as much of my 40k as possible in one week :D
Get a new gf..... aiming already done, now I just need to pull the trigger.
Find a new way to blow my steam on monday for four weeks.
Get all the stuff for GSA and LSD finished.
Bomb the white house
Finish all current school projects asap.
Slap Emiel for throwing up at mah partay.
Yes Bomb the whitehouse.
Find a job.

That be about it.

cya in 06 biaaaaaaaatch......................


Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Scientific proof that Hell exists (existed)

I got this from a friend over msn. He found it on the internet, apparently some guys in the US DO have a good sence of humor and a clear well shapen mind!

Final Question Reply
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Toronto chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

My first reaction: ROFLMAO (well almost I could barely hang on to my chair!



Sunday, December 25, 2005

't was a wasteland.......

Well that was fun.

The partay hosted about 40 people and about 60 liters of beer was consumed.
together with a bottle of wine, smirnoff, petrikov, Sambuca, 1.5 bottles of El Picu and a but load of tiny weird ass mix flasks it was enough to get even the hardiest drinkers in attendance drunk as fuck.

We had a bitch ass good time. (apart from Emiel who spilled the beloved beer on ze floor AFTER consumation... ass)

Anyway in other news, I'm powerhorny. I organised a volleyball tournament last friday at school. 17 teams (including ours) attended. That's over a hundred people. And they all fell silent when I was speaking...... oooh itches......
We had a great time pounding the opposition... and eating the prize pie afterwards.

I'm off, I'm still trying to find a decent way to turn my newly obtained plastic scouts (hey it was my b-day) into fully fletched snipers. Since the B&C is (still) down I'm down to reviewing my own old ideas and coming up with crappy new ones myself........